Ryan

FRIEND: If you saw the one girl you truly like, would you go all out for her?
ME: No. I am generally a weak male. If I see competitors I would rather retreat back to my cave. I would retreat back to my cave, and light a fire outside it.
FRIEND: [A pause, a thoughtful smile] The cave is nice and warm at times. But you're going to lose the girl you like this way. As you grow bigger your cave grows smaller.
ME: Thats what the fire is for. It's to attract the right people.
FRIEND: It's going to attract other animals as well. Like moths. Moths are always attracted to light. Do you like moths?
ME: Perhaps. But I'd still rather stay in my cave and sleep. I'd rather stay in my cave and sleep than hunt my own imaginations in the wilderness, in the dark.

Pause.

ME: My new polo shirt smells very nice.
FRIEND: Oh? Can I smell it then?
ME: Go ahead.
FRIEND: [Takes a whiff] I dont smell anything.

Another pause.

FRIEND: KC, you know, I wish you were a girl.
ME: Why.
FRIEND: Because I just smelled your shirt.
Silence.