When I ORD I will just lie in bed and tune in to radio in the mornings..

Muttons in the Morning, 98.7 FM's morning radio programme, is quite funny. Yesterday they made a prank call to an undergraduate and told her she was supposed to report to her campus doctor on that morning. And since she didn't they conducted the medical test over the phone.

DJ:Ok first test touch your toes without bending your knees.
Girl: Huh?
DJ: Ma'am just do as you're told.
Girl: Ok..
DJ: Touched your toes already?
Girl: Yea.
DJ: Really?
Girl: Yea.
DJ: Ok now place one hand on your nose and one hand on your face (or some other part I forgot).
Girl: Er [Laughs] what kind of test is this?
DJ: Ma'am are you a doctor?
Girl: No..
DJ: Ok we are doctors ma'am and we would appreciate if you would just do as you're told.
Girl: Um ok..
DJ: Now place one hand on your nose and one hand on your face.
Girl: Ok but one hand is holding the phone.
DJ: Just try.
Girl: Ok.
DJ: Now which hand is touching your nose?
Girl: My right.
DJ: Ok that means you're a right hander. Ok next test open your eyes big big.
Girl: What?
DJ: Ma'am just open your eyes big big. Done that?
Girl: Yea.
DJ: Now open your mouth big big.
Girl: Um ok..
DJ: Ok? Now see if you can fit your phone into your mouth. Can?
Girl: Um what sort of test is this..
DJ: Ma'am just do as you're told please. Your phone can fit into your mouth?
Girl: [Laughs]

With such relatively decent DJs around it's such a pity the radio station plays such rubbish music.